Quotes from the Guitar Gods

Hello internet jerks, for a change of pace I will share with you some quotes from guitar legends as I have nothing better to write about and plagarism is awesome.

"I smash guitars because I like them. I usually smash a guitar when it's at its best."
Pete Townsend

"I want a cunt transplant in the back of my guitar so I can fuck it while playing."
Punky meadows

"I always thought the good thing about the guitar was that they didn't teach it at school."
Jimmy Page

"There are any number of ways to get from one place to another on the neck of the guitar that I don't know about."
Tom Verlaine

"I would like to do something worthwhile, like maybe plant  a tree in the ocean, but I'm just a guitar player."
Bob Dylan

"I never wanted to be a train driver, I wanted to be the best guitar player in the world."
Peter Frampton

"I don't have a love afair with a guitar - I don't polish it after every performance. I play the fucking thing."
Pete Townsend

"I started off writing instrumentals. My idol at that time was Hank B Marvin, Cliff Richard's guitar player."
Neil Young

"I was just a hired guitar player when we started."
Keith Richards

"If he doesn't strum a guitar and sing like a sex maniac, he's nobody."
Anonymous Groupie's Dictum

That's it for now folks as soon as i can find something else to rip off, You'll see it here.