Quotes from the Guitar Gods

Hello internet jerks, for a change of pace I will share with you some quotes from guitar legends as I have nothing better to write about and plagarism is awesome.

"I smash guitars because I like them. I usually smash a guitar when it's at its best."
Pete Townsend

"I want a cunt transplant in the back of my guitar so I can fuck it while playing."
Punky meadows

"I always thought the good thing about the guitar was that they didn't teach it at school."
Jimmy Page

"There are any number of ways to get from one place to another on the neck of the guitar that I don't know about."
Tom Verlaine

"I would like to do something worthwhile, like maybe plant  a tree in the ocean, but I'm just a guitar player."
Bob Dylan

"I never wanted to be a train driver, I wanted to be the best guitar player in the world."
Peter Frampton

"I don't have a love afair with a guitar - I don't polish it after every performance. I play the fucking thing."
Pete Townsend

"I started off writing instrumentals. My idol at that time was Hank B Marvin, Cliff Richard's guitar player."
Neil Young

"I was just a hired guitar player when we started."
Keith Richards

"If he doesn't strum a guitar and sing like a sex maniac, he's nobody."
Anonymous Groupie's Dictum

That's it for now folks as soon as i can find something else to rip off, You'll see it here.

Large Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider (The largest particle accelerator ever built) has been activated causing alot of mixed feelings about the results of smashing protons at 99.99 percent of the speed of light, such as my personal favourite quote on the matter: German chemist Professor Otto Rossler - that black holes created by the LHC will grow uncontrollably and “eat the planet from the inside”. Yes, EAT THE PLANET FROM THE INSIDE!

Apparently these scientist types think its a good idea to fuck with stuff like dark matter, black holes, gravity and the origins of mass. Why can't they just sit and think about this for a second, I mean I'm no science type or anything but i get a little worried when they start switching on a £5 billion proton racetrack, just to see what happens.

Douglas Adams says it best:
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

Quote from London telegraph: "The device is designed to replicate conditions that existed just a fraction of a second after the Big Bang, and its creators hope it will unlock the secrets of how the universe began."

I know we are all curious to know how it all began, but I think it's better just to sit in a pub and argue about it rather than fuck with things we know nothing about. Well hopefully it only blows up Geneva, France and Switzerland and leaves us the hell alone.

"The world will not come to an end when the LHC turns on," Prof Hawking said, adding: "The LHC is absolutely safe."
FUCK YOU STEVEN HAWKING